My name is Michael. I, like most humans, am incredibly difficult to define in just a few lines of text. Or, at least I hope. I could be one of those dumb shmucks you work with, who you could totally crank out a life summary about in like 15 minutes. Do those people realize they are so boring? Probably not. So, I could be one of them. But probably not. Because I have a blog. And that makes me cool. Right?